"He wailed and mourned late into the night and we worried that if the grief didn't kill him, we might have to."

A true story about goose poop, a beautiful fox, and other obstacles on the path to love.

Story told live onstage at The Gnat VII: Hope Springs Eternal in New York City in April 2013. (Recording not posted.)

Parts of this story were adapted into an essay, "A Gander at Love," published by the New York Times in November 2014.